Okay, news, news...I could attempt to go in head first straight into the deep end over the Anti-Islam film protests, but it is 1am and that is for another day or time. I think I will keep it light for the first true post and by light I mean super creepy stalker weirdness...
In the USA, South Carolina specifically (I checked and that makes everything I say from now on have some form of legitimacy) A man has been arrested after being found living in the crawl space of his ex-girlfriends house. The story goes like this...
A women had been hearing noises in her attic and actually saw some fingernails through her bedroom ceiling, as you'd expect she and her kids (Yes, five kids were terrified by this) were becoming equally suspicious and scared as the sounds continued for two weeks. They at first thought an animal was caught up there and later they gave way rational thinking and even were beginning to believe that there could be a poltergeist.
Anyhow, the women got one of her nephews to give it a look and what do you know, her former boyfriend who she hadn't dated for over a decade previous had made happy families with her insulation. (Ironically she had originally broken up with the man because he got involved in "pervy" crime, my mistake petty crime.) I know what your thinking. (I wonder if that rib joints still open?) Why would this bloke come back after a decade? Well ask and you shall receive. It turns out she had asked him to change her locks a year before the incident and it is presumed he must have kept a key. While this maverick for pervs everywhere was up there he spent his time sleeping on old coats, defecating in plastic soda cups and watching the aggrieved women through her ceiling gratings. (and people say romance is dead, hey ladies?)
The man I am actually surprised to read is still at large. So, you know lock you windows and doors or something. The family is apparently to scared to sleep in the own rooms and are occupying a make-shift camp in their living room.
This story I'm afraid to say does not surprise me. Human are sick and twisted people and someone who seeks affection through stalking of this kind must be really sick and twisted. Did I mention this guy must be really sick and twisted, cause he seems pretty damn sick and twisted. I mean think of the children, oh the humanity. I don't know what else to say, pervs, be pervs, be pervs. They will always be there, you just have to hope it is when you are not. I'm just here to keep you a little informed. Be safe you beautiful people.
Until then.
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-finds-ex-boyfriend-living-her-attic-205257831.html
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/09/10/3519519/police-rock-hill-womans-ex-boyfriend.html
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