Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Korean Election and only one real selection?

The Glorious Leader of all Korea, the great Kim Jong Un was re-elected yesterday in fair and democratic elections, state media has declared. Personnel changes had dictated the need for the opening of a new parliament after the execution of great leaders uncle, Jang Song-Thaek for acts of treachery. 

The eternal light of our President continues to shine as he was reelected as First Chairman of the powerful National Defence Commission (NDC) by the new parliament. Some foreign scum choose mock our democratic process, but nationwide elections were carried out last month with undeniable results. The opportunity to only vote for our glorious leader represented the free will of the powerful Korean nation, yet the warmongering U.S pigs continue to mock.

The reading of the results of the election were met with cheers throughout the halls of parliament, KCNA reporting that, "all the deputies and participants in the session broke into stormy cheers of "hurrah!", extending the highest glory and warmest congratulations to him". 

It continued that the result represented an "expression of the absolute support and trust of all service personnel and people in him."

The wider world still waits to see how power may shift after "the treacherous one" was executed last December, but as long as glorious leader is still in charge Korea will conquer all. Vindicated by the winds of freedom and the strength of our master, the pendulum of time will swing in favor of our resilience and endurance. For one day a united, democratic Korea will come to be and only the brilliance of our dear leader can stand firm against the condemnation of the world to radiation to darkness and burning ruin, a sentence unjustly handed down by the masters of Park clique serfs.


Remember: North Korea is the Best Korea, North Korea is the only Korea.

PSA: Men will be required to have cut their hair in line with that of our most revered and glorious leader by Friday, NO EXCEPTIONS.

All Praise Korea.

Or don't....actually please don't.

Until Then.



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